Noobs Are Coming

Noobs Are Coming is an arena-style game where the player takes the role of a powerful boss defending against waves of incoming enemies. The gameplay follows a roguelike structure with randomized upgrades and increasing levels of difficulty. Each run starts with a basic setup, and players gradually gain new abilities and enhancements as they survive more waves. The goal is to last as long as possible while customizing a unique build each time.

Combat Structure and Customization

Players begin by selecting a boss character, each with a distinct combat focus. During a run, they acquire new skills, such as spawning minions, triggering area-based attacks, or modifying enemy behavior. Enemies—called “noobs”—attack in swarms and become tougher over time. The player must use positioning, ability timing, and upgrades to handle the oncoming waves. The visual layout remains consistent, but new attack effects and physics-based interactions add variation to every match.

Notable Game Features

Noobs Are Coming includes the following systems:

·         Dozens of passive and active ability upgrades

·         A variety of enemy types with different behaviors

·         Support for solo and cooperative play

·         Physics-based elements like chains, bounce tools, and knockback

·         Unlockable characters with specific skill patterns

These elements provide a high degree of flexibility in how players build their character.

Progression Model and Replay Value

Each game session is short, usually under 30 minutes, but players are encouraged to replay multiple times to discover new build paths and unlockables. The system randomizes available upgrades each round, making every run different. The game does not have a permanent progression system, but unlocks and achievements carry over across sessions. Players can also increase difficulty levels to extend the challenge and experiment with advanced tactics.

Availability and Development Plans

Noobs Are Coming is in active development and available through Early Access. The game supports local multiplayer and remote play, allowing teams of up to four players. Developers plan to expand the available content over time by adding new bosses, enemy variants, and gameplay modifiers. Community input is regularly collected through forums and in-game feedback tools. While the current version is fully playable, future updates will aim to balance abilities and introduce new mechanics based on testing.